I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I will be naked everywhere
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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