Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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