So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
