I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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