Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
