Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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