note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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