I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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