ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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