I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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