Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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