Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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