talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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