I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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