I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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