your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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