Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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