I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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