You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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