and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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