Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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