So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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