like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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