even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Enjoy the penises
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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