I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Randomize
