Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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