Tell her she can't have a vagina
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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