And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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