i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Small penises have feelings too.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I currently don't understand fingers.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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