Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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