i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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