He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I love you. Go after that dick
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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