I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
