If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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