hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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