ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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