even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Randomize
