isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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