fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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