I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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