I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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