Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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