his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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