he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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