worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Hippo gnu deer
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
