Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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