remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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