Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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