Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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