I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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