D3 body, D1 cock
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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