I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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