My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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