I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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