thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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