Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
drinking out of a sandbucket again
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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