bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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