that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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